The Book of Towahs, a new beginning

1:1 For the Lord God is a cheerful fellow and hath not given us a spirit of falsehood, but of jollity and frivolity, within reason.

1:2 Totally dig the God of Israel and thou shalt be over it with debauchery; thou shalt cast out carnality and lust, up to a point.

1:3 Thus saith the Lord thy God unto Pelet: bury ye not piles of eggplants, but urns of pearls.

1:4 Praise the everlasting God and thou shalt restore thy discernment; plus thou shalt be spared the spear.

1:5 The Holy One hath not given us the spirit of decrepitude, but of strength and kindness my brother.

1:6 Bezaleel, son of Achsah did coveteth vessels full of tears and was sinful in the eyes of the Lord God, by golly.

1:7 Verily and yay I say unto thee: sell ye not vessels full of papyrus, but boxes of incense.

1:8 Have faith in God and thou shalt be harbored from the flood; thou shalt be over it with depravity. Such depravity.

1:9 They that love God shalt preserve their internal goodness; shalt be spared the unholy flatulence.

1:10 Thus saith the Lord: procure ye not canisters of housewares, but carts of cloth. That is all.

1:11 Jakan did prepareth pots of wheat and was vile in the eyes of God the Father; thuth he was cast as a naughty fellow.

1:12 The Lord God hath not given us the spirit of carnality, but of knowledge and love.