Thursday, 14 May 2026

Hash cigarette + glue stick

I was collating my top 1000 towers
in a bespoke scrapbook
in preparation for the Grand Reading
when my associate alerted me to
a recently discovered and
hitherto unknown video of
a Dylan performance from 65

He sat at a piano shades on besuited
rocking back and forth hammering
the keys and singing
    "Hash cigarette
    gonna buy me a hash cigarette
    gonna find me a hash cigarette
    better belieeeve it, gonna
    smoke me a hash cigarette"

No wonder this was never released even
on one of them bootleg series, my associate sneered
as I started to hum along
and beckoned for the glue stick

Going going gone gone

In the bars and on the beaches
they don't talk about
defrocked teachers or
defragged preachers

While down in the Poconos
no one talks any more
of bimbos, himbos and hoboes
oh where did they all go go

So down in the ground
and lost to the earth
few will lament
so so little of worth

The Holloway Axiom

01  [Axiom]  Under the heavy beam of the eye, the thing bends.

02  [Axiom]  Prolonged scrutiny creates a shivering in the marrow.

03  [Axiom]  A foundational concept within Ephemeral Studies.

04  To look closely is to force a spontaneous reorganization.

05  Eli Holloway (1897) tracks the migratory pattern of quavering moths.

06  He watches the sudden fog turn into something else entirely.

07  Monograph: "The Unsettled State: Observations on Ontological Flicker."

08  The target phenomenon feels the weight of the glass lens.

09  The target phenomenon accelerates its own decay to escape.

10  Whether through direct sensory input or sophisticated measuring devices.

11  The more you pin down the moment, the more it wriggles free.

12  Active resistance dressed up as passive melting.

13  The observed simply *will not* be observed in peace.

14  Consider the lunar periwinkle, blooming in the dark.

15  Bring the chronometric spectrometer near, and it wilts early.

16  Consider the pocket dimensions in the Upper Peloponnesian attic.

17  They collapse into dust upon the activation of the recording apparatus.

18  The Holloway Institute calls this "observational implosion."

19  To see a thing clearly, you must look away from it.

20  Researchers employ empathetic mirroring - sensing rather than seeing.

21  Auto-epistemology: knowing only when you forget you are knowing.

22  The practical difficulty is retaining the ephemerality.

23  Once verified, it is merely catalogued.

24  A shadow of its former capricious self.

25  Dr. Wilhelmina Crangle (1912) watches the shadows harden into facts.

26  Prof. Arnold Fickle blames the inadequate instrumentation.

27  He claims it is observer bias, not a flaw in reality.

28  But Dr. Penelope Shimmer watches the baseline shake.

29  The fluid nature of existence demands a shifting metric.

30  The eye is a hammer; the world is a pane of glass.

31  [Axiom]  The fluid nature of existence rejects the anchor.

32  Halupedia studies require a methodology built on smoke.

33  The apparatus itself functions as an accidental weapon.

34  To name the transient state is to sign its death warrant.

35  The consistent, albeit frustrating, applicability of the law.

36  Reality refuses to pose for its photograph.

37  Pre-recorded sensory probes capture only the cold exit wound.

38  The core principle remains a beautifully broken compass.

39  We stand in the attic, holding breath to save the dimension.

40  [Axiom]  The universe blinks back only when we close our eyes.


Source: Halupedia

Thursday, 7 May 2026

Daddy does spaghetti face

Daddy does spaghetti face
it's that time again when daddy
starts making his spaghetti face and
we all know what that means

- Who's excited for Daddy's special spaghetti sauce?!

The answer is we are louder WE ARE
yes we really are so excited
oh daddy don't make that disappointed face
we do so want your spaghetti cooked to
perfection in the special salted water
at the precise temperature in the special pot
with a knob of butter salted and another secret
sprinkle we're not permitted to witness

Dear daddy with your special sauce that only you know
how to make and everyone agrees is the best
the richest the tastiest daddy sauce
no we're not making a face we look forward
to this day once a year when mummy
goes away for a little rest

Graffiti i, ii

Sharpied on the bus shelter

"I'm marrying her!

Colin ❤️❤️ LeeLee!"


Sharpied on a temporary hoarding

"MrZed + Pindee 👑

Making Sweet Music!!!"

Atlas Obscura recommended it

The four-star hotel
was called Martial Cats

And we arrived just in time
to see the parade

Ten to 12 serious cats
marched around the reception
with their miniature
instruments, tooting
and parping a filthy but charming
form of feline jazz 

Tuesday, 5 May 2026

It's a beautiful, chaotic life

Merlin the sassy pig
helped me meet my husband

I had a pig obsession
one day I'd have a pig

Merlin my mini
Vietnamese pot-bellied pig
in our home in Sacramento, California

I started training him
to spin, shake and high-five

His favourite foods are fruits
– apples, watermelons and bananas

Merlin has taught me so much

He likes to wear a propeller cap

He has millions of fans
across the world