You come to my wedding
and now you betray me
I am the King of Albania!
I am now the former King of Albania
forced to flee with eleven suitcases of gold
You cannot kill me,
though many have tried
now only mother prepares my food
we like to watch
the movies of Charlie Chaplin
Despite your cordial role
you were the key architect of
expansion and overthrow
which forced me into exile
this cannot be overlooked
The Countess Geraldine is very upset
and today I smoked 200 cigarettes
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It was the new thing so we'd heard. We
called ourselves the Free Fasts, our
first game was versus the
Big Luffs. You had to be
called things like that. Those
were the goofiest of times, when
people like me and your mother figure
were still allowed to have childhoods
There was none of the Pocalypso magnitude
of these here nowadays
What were the rules of fonkball?
You know I never really understood, all
I did was stand at the back fence and
stop the oppo with my pellets
Yes they did explode with
great ferocity and some say
it led to the First Outbreak but
that was still the Goofy Era
I couldn't pass
the hologram checksum
at the 5th, 7th and 8th
diamond-shaped window
payback for using an AI prompt
on the Broken Ship challenge
Galleons adrift, half-
cocked on the sand
lucky to be a remnant
flying the tarred and tattered
flag of Margate Robbie
Smiling fossils all, known
as Cuddy's beads, unknown
as the shell of your age
and would I like to leave a tip
before its even made in the city
its alright its alright
laptop clientele plugged in
take your time its not like
legging bros occupy al
fresco seating
yes milk yes, look at
that mini cup no lid to take
away with you, and gone in two
flatwhite lukewarm sips
in the city its alright its alright
We were 2 goofy fellow's on a walk
mocking the grovers apostrove
we do know where to stick it
striding forth in our welly boots
Yukking it up so far up
our stuffed bras and polo necks
Just 2 nerdy widows on a troll
chuckling about, an oxford comma
without really knowing what
day month or yeeha it was
But we did know, and will never
tell where are husband's our buried
