Daddy does spaghetti face

Daddy does spaghetti face
it's that time again when daddy
starts making his spaghetti face and
we all know what that means

- Who's excited for Daddy's special spaghetti sauce?!

The answer is we are louder WE ARE
yes we really are so excited
oh daddy don't make that disappointed face
we do so want your spaghetti cooked to
perfection in the special salted water
at the precise temperature in the special pot
with a knob of butter salted and another secret
sprinkle we're not permitted to witness

Dear daddy with your special sauce that only you know
how to make and everyone agrees is the best
the richest the tastiest daddy sauce
no we're not making a face we look forward
to this day once a year when mummy
goes away for a little rest

Graffiti i-ii

Sharpied on the bus shelter

"I'm marrying her!

Colin ❤️❤️ LeeLee!"

Sharpied on a temporary hoarding

"MrZed + Pindee 👑

Making Sweet Music!!!"

Atlas Obscura recommended it

The four-star hotel
was called Martial Cats

And we arrived just in time
to see the parade

Ten to 12 serious cats
marched around the reception
with their miniature
instruments, tooting
and parping a filthy but charming
form of feline jazz 

It's a beautiful, chaotic life

Merlin the sassy pig
helped me meet my husband

I had a pig obsession
one day I'd have a pig

Merlin my mini
Vietnamese pot-bellied pig
in our home in Sacramento, California

I started training him
to spin, shake and high-five

His favourite foods are fruits
– apples, watermelons and bananas

Merlin has taught me so much

He likes to wear a propeller cap

He has millions of fans
across the world

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Foxwatch 02:16

They're having quite a night of it
dog fox lording it on the
roof of not my car
skittering, scampering
hiding behind wheels

[come on do the voices]

SKREEE—eee—EEE!!!
    yaaAAAH—eeeeee!!… ee—EE—EE!!
        KYA—A—A—A—A!!! (↓) … ee… ee…
            skriii—YAAAH!! skriii—YAAAH!!
                EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE!!! (ee! ee! ee!)

 - Guys, I say, like come on, 
   guys, we all have to be 

yip… yip-yip… yeeeep…
   eeeeh—yip?… yip…
   trrriip… yip… yip…
    ppppprrrih… rrrih… yip…

...up in the morning

yip—yip—… … yip…

- I think they've gone
- Come back, stop gawping

yap-yap-yap! yip-yip! yak-yak-yak—yak!
            kek-kek-kek-kek!! k’k’k’k’k!
            yarrp! yarrp! yip-yip-yip-yip—!!

- Now they're out the front
- Why don't you go out and play with them

    heh-heh—kek! kek!—yap! yap!
    yap-yap—kek-kek—yip-yip—yap!!

- Don't come down the path. No, no

woa… woa… woaow…
    WOH—ow… woo—ow… woh—ow…
         wow!… wohh!… woooo!… → → →  w…o…w…

Drug mule

I was intimidated
they were very snobby
she didn't let me sleep
    she annoyed me a lot
she left the music on at night
    one day I got up and punched her

the days I had to go into the workshops were
worse; they were so active sexually
the way people would behave like that
the whole confusing, mad
feel about the place

TO KILL A PERSON
IS A BUSINESS OF TWO, THREE
SECONDS

you can strangle, or poison
    middle of the night
    a few grams of
changa in coca cola or
water you're dead

she grabbed this needle

"treat this as a learning experience"

    I got a job
    in a concrete room
    it was heaven

we would talk and talk and
talk until they turned
off the lights; a mother
is a mother

the money has a very strange, 
                       strange effect

many of these lawyers, they
are more bandits than their clients

I didn't admit that I was
running away even though I'd always
been running away, I'd never
approach my problems

    I was like, trembling

at the bottom of the hill,
I see my family standing there