Drug mule

I was intimidated
they were very snobby
she didn't let me sleep
    she annoyed me a lot
she left the music on at night
    one day I got up and punched her

the days I had to go into the workshops were
worse; they were so active sexually
the way people would behave like that
the whole confusing, mad
feel about the place

TO KILL A PERSON
IS A BUSINESS OF TWO, THREE
SECONDS

you can strangle, or poison
    middle of the night
    a few grams of
changa in coca cola or
water you're dead

she grabbed this needle

"treat this as a learning experience"

    I got a job
    in a concrete room
    it was heaven

we would talk and talk and
talk until they turned
off the lights; a mother
is a mother

the money has a very strange, 
                       strange effect

many of these lawyers, they
are more bandits than their clients

I didn't admit that I was
running away even though I'd always
been running away, I'd never
approach my problems

    I was like, trembling

at the bottom of the hill,
I see my family standing there

you got love technique, 1-3, PLAY

(i)

WELL MAYBE I LIKE IT MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE IT
(i am the) 0RRRRRCHESTRATOR of my OWN DAMN
†††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††††
dEstruction—sO WHAT? it TASTES like ¢opper.
d0nt yOu l00k at me in that TONE 0F vOICE.
the b l o o d is just… upholstery.

mAyBe I lIkE iT mAyBe I fUcKiNg LiKe It!!!!
(redrum) (redrum) (redrum)
i hAve become deatH, the dEstroyer of buffets
im n0t mAaaaAd im just e n l i g h t e n e d.
u say "pSycho" i say "e f f i c i e n c y"
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[[ ERR0R: conscience.exe has been dEleted ]]
WELL MAYBE I LIKE IT MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE IT
i see the hOles in the s k y and i p u n c h them.
it fEEEEEELS like static in a microwave.
aLL w0rk and n0 pLay makes Jack a rEAL g0-get-tEr.

(((( s h u t u p )))) (((( s h u t u p ))))
the g l a s s is b r e a k i n g because it wAnts to.
i am the king of the r u i n s.
WELL MAYBE I LIKE IT MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE IT
MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE IT
MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE IT
{ { { { { v o i d } } } } }
it’s n0t a mEss it’s a m a s t e r p i e c e.

i’ll s h o w y o u… i’ll s h o w y o u a l l…
(misS_directi0n) (misS_erY) (misS_me?)
i’m the OOOOne who kn0cks? nO. i’m the 0ne who
B U R N S.
WELL MAYBE I LIKE IT MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE IT.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(ii)

WELL MAYBE I LIKE IT MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE IT
i am the mAsTeR of my oWn dIsAsTeR

---—---—---—---—---—---—---—---—---—---
i have eaten the pLuMs that were in the iCeBoX
& they tasted like V E N O M & i luvvvvved it.
dOnT u tELL mE hOw tO bLeEd.
it’s not a cRiMe if i’m the oNe wHo mAkEs the rUleS.

mAyBe I lIkE iT mAyBe I fUcKiNg LiKe It!!!!
(i am bEcOmE lArge i cOntAin mULtiTudes of sInS)
the gLaSs is just sAnD tHat gOt aNgrY.
i’m n0t sIck i’m just s y n c h r o n i z e d.
u say "mOnstEr" i say "v i s i o n a r y"
##########################################

[[ SYST€M FAILURE: m0rality n0t f0und ]]
WELL MAYBE I LIKE IT MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE IT
i am the oNe wHo kNoCks? NO. i am the oNe wHo R I P S.
it fEEEEEELS like eLecTricity in a b0dy bAg.
out, out, d@mned s p o t! it’s a dEcOrAti0n n0w.

(((( s t o p l o o k i n g )))) (((( s t o p ))))
the w o r l d is a s t a g e & i’m b u r n i n g the t h e a t r e.
i am the gOd of my own g u t t e r.
WELL MAYBE I LIKE IT MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE IT
MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE IT
MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE IT
{ { { { { h o l l o w } } } } }
it’s n0t a cAtaStr0phe it’s a c h o r e o g r a p h y.

i’ll s h o w y o u… i’ll t e a r t h e v e i l…
(mAl_ice) (mAl_fUncti0n) (mAl_adjuSted)
i’m the OOOOne who hUnts.
G L O R I O U S.
WELL MAYBE I LIKE IT MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE IT.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(e r a s e d)

(iii)

well maybe i like it maybe i fucking like it
the logic is a leaky tap (drip) (drip)
i am just... rearranging the dust...

it’s not a mistaik if u do it on purp0se
the pLums in the icebox? they weren’t urs anyway.
it feels like static behind my teeth.
well maybe i like it maybe i fucking like it.

i am the 0ne who n0cks—no—i am the door.
[[ error: rEason.exe has failed to load ]]
i’m not l0sing it i’m just... finding the edges.
the glass is just sand that got too hot to handle.

---

well maybe i like it maybe i fucking like it
(it was the best of crimes it was the worst of crimes)
there is a method to my m@dness... it’s just a messy method.
out, out, brief candLe! i’m the one who blew it.
i am a c0ntradicti0n in a cheap suit.

(( please hold while your reality is rEbooted ))
well maybe i like it maybe i fucking like it
it’s not a fAll if you’re trying to reach the ground.
the wallpaper is screAming but i like the tune.
i’m not bAd i’m just... d i f f i c u l t.

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they have expired

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    our vital documents, have expired

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    they have expired

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    and our major contract, have expired

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    they have expired

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    they have expired

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To Count Galeazzo Ciano, later executed in 1944

You come to my wedding
and now you betray me
I am the King of Albania!

I am now the former King of Albania
forced to flee with eleven suitcases of gold

You cannot kill me,
though many have tried
now only mother prepares my food
we like to watch
the movies of Charlie Chaplin

Despite your cordial role
you were the key architect of
expansion and overthrow
which forced me into exile
this cannot be overlooked

The Countess Geraldine is very upset
and today I smoked 200 cigarettes

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We formed a fonkball team

It was the new thing so we'd heard. We
called ourselves the Free Fasts, our
first game was versus the
Big Luffs. You had to be
called things like that. Those
were the goofiest of times, when
people like me and your mother figure
were still allowed to have childhoods

There was none of the Pocalypso magnitude
of these here nowadays

What were the rules of fonkball?
You know I never really understood, all
I did was stand at the back fence and
stop the oppo with my pellets

Yes they did explode with
great ferocity and some say
it led to the First Outbreak but
that was still the Goofy Era