Friday, 13 March 2026

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Thursday, 12 March 2026

Thing you love to say

you do you
yeah you do you
you just do you

dont worry bout me
you do you
yeah you just do you

do you do you do you
yeah you do yeah you do
you think you do
you really think you do

you will do you
you'll do right by you
will you do right by me
or will you do right by you

Back in the day

The so-called day the ding-dong day
I don't know why I have to add that
perhaps to offset the fact that I would never genuinely
say 'back in the day' let's move on

I worked in London's vibrant Soho
and every lunchtime I'd head out to visit all
the record shops not the knocking shops
I don't know why you'd say that

And I'd work out that after rent and living expenses
caveat those were different times (Lou Reed voice)
I may be able to spend let's say max £20 a day
on records (as in vinyls if you must although
I wasn't averse to CDs and certainly in a second hand shop
a cassette could be very worthwhile VFM purchase)

Flicking through the racks
new releases, rereleases, recommendations, bargains
it was all I lived for, all I wanted

I was in my element
I was enraptured, I was
hiding out ooooooooooh
I can see that now I am
a very very mature man

Please don't misunderstand me

But when Dolly Parton played Glastonbury
in [look up the year] my nemesis co-worker Josephine
who just happened to be my ex-boss couldn't shut up about it

'Yay we're all going to Dollywood!'

'Guys let's all dress up!'

'Who doesn't love a bit of Dolly!'

NAME THREE SONGS

now I wasn't one of those people

- are you sure?
- yes I'm sure
- do you wish you'd never started this
- of course
- would you like to clarify you have nothing against Dolly who has written some great songs and really done a lot for global literacy etc
- yeah sure
- then we can stop this now?

I do have a few more sarcastic observations
about my nemesis co-worker Josephine 

- no thank you

Guttersnipe

I slaughter approx 500 ppl per day
and full disclosure have done so for
the past 100 days YOU DO THA MATH
with handgun, shotgun
assault rifle and sniper gun
choose wisely according to challenge

Sometimes sitting ducks, some-
times PvP battles
also robots (annoying) and zombies (resilient)

And far from turning me into a
drooling psycho NUTBAG, it has been an exercise in
calm and mindfulness

Squeeze the trigger / tap the thumb ðŸ’¥

See the blood flow, hear the
shots ring out, the bodies fall
take them down TAKE THEM OUT
$25 extra for a headshot

Note to any feds reading, or
absolutely anyone at all reading,
this is known as ironic distancing




Pure Sniper


Tuesday, 10 March 2026

He's writing like YouTube comments now

Sitting at the breakfast nook
perched atop uncomfortable leather stools
eating our porridge slash cereal
the windowsill radio tuned to Capital Radio 95.8FM
for me, it was the pre-rock'n'roll era as in,
I wasn't obsessed yet mid 70s & all I had / heard
was low level breakfast radio

And Thursday TOTP on the upstairs portable TV
as it wasn't encouraged on the downstairs big TV
(lack of) volume was certainly an issue plus
no one at school ever talked about music
maybe once a year there was a
did-you-see buzz memorably
Sparks yes Bowie no

Not having an older brother + sister
was also an issue, but
one radio standout was War's Low Rider
every time that came on there was a
glimpse of a different world
if only you could turn it up

Aide-mémoire

Last Sunday morning when
you coughed up a lung
sniffed up a sardine
pooped out a parrot and

Literally fell to the floor
flailing even gibbering
wondering if it was late variant covid

Just for reference
and full disclosure
you'd drunk four cans of Special Brew
the night before
case closed