Do you remember when I wore Ray-Ban Aviator Classic sunglasses like Tommy C and I was so cool no it can't be denied

Tom Cruise, have you heard the news

Tom Cruise, with his dancing shoes

Tom Cruise, and his pink cockatoos

Tom Cruise, playing banjo with the blues

Tom Cruise, and all the women he woos

Tom Cruise, secretly listens to Muse

Tom Cruise, he will never lose

Tom Cruise, likes an afternoon snooze

Tom Cruise, always wearing bright hues

Tom Cruise, on the beach with orange juice

Tom Cruise, said to have lifts in his shoes

Tom Cruise, he knows all the best views

Tom Cruise, playing chess with no clues

Tom Cruise, with a reasonable excuse