Probably gonna die from falling down the stairs while drunk
clunk crick broken neck body not found for a month
I can see it now, I can feel it now ah oops odds-on
Probably not gonna die from being trapped in a cave in a
claustrophobic spelunking misadventure though judging by the number of times
I've woken up in a cold sweat about this scenario you wouldn't bet against it
It's not gonna be cancer I just know it, and
he doesn't even bother knocking on plastic wood
heart failure is rising up the charts
esp after hearing about the hidden danger of the early evening nap
rendered catatonic at 6pm whatever the situation
In previous lives I was beaten to death as a slave 1000 times
this may include being set alight as an exemple pour les autres
a fistful of drownings for looking askance
and I have proof of this gleaned through mystic crystal revelation
these methods almost certainly will not apply this time
I play the NYT Games every morning - the Mini Crossword, Strands,
Connections, Wordle and Spelling Bee fuck Sudoku -
and share the results with my buddy, we're keeping an eye
on each other for the signs of the decline
But it won't be Alzheimer's
we're pretty sure it won't be Alzheimer's
it better not be Alzheimer's
no way will it be Alzheimer's
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