🎵 Jane Offender 🎵

Eye bag eraser
    Crime scene cleaner

You can cry all night and day
But I'm not one for weeping

Bus jam parking
    Eggshell walker

We could stay up for a week
Cos I'm not one for sleeping

Grinding for coins
     Splitting my sides

You can leave your diary open
I'm not one for peeping

Sewer gas destructor
    Piping your dreams

And you can take a hike
Because I'm not one for keeping

Coughing for days
    Skimming my stones

You can jump all over me
But I'm not one for leaping