I think I bust a button on my trousers, I hope they don't fall down

Sure I put my trousers on
yes I think I put my pants on too

Certainly can't complain, even if I am (don't say it)
guilty of all related charges, and so what

For a 50 years now I've
put and pulled my trousers on, and
offtimes with a belt
steady on, sounds a bit raunchy now

Sir do you know I have
unashamedly Put My Trousers On
in Crystal Palace, Highbury & Islington
Euston, Kilburn and Paris

You step in you step out
You step in you step out
You step in you step out
You step in you step out

I have yanked them on
and ripped them right off again
I'm talking about my famous trousers
mis pantalones legendarios

I've done it in Nottingham, done it in Norwich
really no need to go through this twice
I've done it in Manchester, see also Mansfield
don't say nothing that's my advice

Sir, I have to ask
- have you been drinking?
- and where exactly are 
  these famous trousers?