Bus stop incident

Exhausted, late for an appointment
necking a limited edition
Fuji Apple & Ginger Red Bull
and hovering near a bus stop, maybe
I should just walk

'Hey man, you're not from here man'

FFS no he's not talking to me

'No I am Japan'

'Yeah man, Japan man, not local I can tell
say why you not on your bike like me

'See you man, with your round belly, be
much better off on a bicycle, like I man you know
I cycle everywhere, start
pedalling lose
my fat old belly
feel the fitness in my legs you see
strong muscle, invigoration with
the best diet, the active man lifestyle you see me'

Citymapper says 1 min, come on

'Listen up, all of you bredren
want to be cycling, not
waiting for the bus with your round shoulder
give up attitude, ya need to get real man'

I can't fault him as I toss the can away
and pull out a Snickers bar

Here's the W3, I'm reviving
and going to
make it