Tuesday, 28 October 2025

The Word 'Demijohn' used incorrectly

A big big jug such a big ole jug
that's all I saw
just a great big jug
full of pus, not piss
fuck sake no need to be
vulgar, fucking piss take no

Come, we are not 12
important to say, we are not 12
not right now, we'll just
be chilling in our cave

Held aloft proud and gleeful
a golden syrup brown alike
a prize ready to pour, or perhaps
bladder prepared for leak

Either way it's come to
this from one such as you
forever dripped in treacle
all honey aglow, oh!

And there's no two ways about it
either way it's a coma
for one such as me
the cricket bat recipient

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