Orphanesque

Coming from nowhere certainly
not the Matoran Universe or the
technologically and spiritually advanced planet Ygam

25% here, 25% there
centimorgans all over the shop

And having no fiercely held positions or
righteous identity policies like
you people with your
passionate intensities, I am reduced
to lower forms of communication such as
70s sarcasm
80s ambivalence
and 90s irony
all recently discredited

Plus a chaotic and unbecoming smattering of memes
an enormous & increasingly obscure
hoard of pop culture references

Thus it becomes increasingly difficult
to form the true connection
and I do want to
so want to commit

The most
colossal
criminal
forgery