Firsts & Lasts (2004)

FIRSTS
First job: supermarket
First self purchased CD: Saint Etienne
First piercing/tattoo: nah, unadorned
First true love: Katie maybe (18)
First enemy: Mr H, English teacher

LASTS
Last big car ride: from here to work (it felt big)
Last kiss: mommy
Last library book checked out: some graphic novels, I don't know what I was thinking
Last movie seen: Cinema Zatoichi (samurai thing, not my genre); TV Best in Show, delightful
Last beverage drank: beer
Last food consumed: a chicken
Last phone call: friend of flatmate/housemate/lodger
CD played: Blue States 'Man Mountain', why isn't this better known// am i middle-aged?
Last annoyance: tube station closed due to defective lifts
Last pop drank: Lucozade
Last ice cream eaten: last year? no idea
Last time scolded: by flatmate/housemate/lodger re: washing up
Last shirt worn: the supersexy new stripy green one (XS, breathe in)

I....
I AM: ready to rumble
I WANT: you, here, right now
I HAVE: time on my hands
I WISH: we could all be friends
I HATE: myself and I want to live
I FEAR: growing older by the day
I HEAR: iTunes
I SEARCH: in the familiar places
I WONDER: when it will happen
I REGRET: not keeping in touch
I LOVE: nothing with all my heart & that aint no good
I ALWAYS: keep my promises
I AM NOT: half as clever as I used to think I be
I DANCE: if you ask me
I SING: alone and in tune
I CRY: briefly, in a controlled manner as a sentimental release, and then get it together
YES or NO:
YOU KEEP A DIARY: no
YOU LIKE TO COOK: love it
YOU HAVE A SECRET YOU HAVE NOT SHARED WITH ANYONE: yes thank you
DO YOU...?
HAVE A CRUSH: all worn out, need a new one
WANT TO GET MARRIED: yeah, as a joke
GET MOTION SICKNESS: no
THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: doubt it
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: a fading blonde nonentity colour
EYE COLOR: hazel
BIRTHPLACE: a borderline convenient venue

FAVORITES
NUMBER: no
COLOR: no
DAY: Friday summer 8pm
MONTH: next month
SONG(S): Marquee Moon
SEASON: summer
DRINK: fancy cocktails
PREFERENCES
CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT: please
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: dont know
MILK, DARK OR WHITE CHOCOLATE: dont care
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: vanilla

IN THE LAST 24 HRS, HAVE YOU...
CRIED? no
HELPED SOMEONE? tried to help fainting woman; advised pal in romantic turmoil
BOUGHT SOMETHING? toothbrush to replace comically lost predecessor
GOTTEN SICK? no
GONE TO THE MOVIES? no
SAID 'i love you'?: i love you
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: no
TALKED TO AN EX?: no. just, no
MISSED AN EX?: no (no!)
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL?: spose
HAD A SERIOUS TALK?: no
MISSED SOMEONE? a little
HUGGED SOMEONE? no
MADE A BOY/GIRL MOAN? no