Wednesday, 27 November 2024

Yankee Doodle Cunt (alt: The Infectious & Sometimes Annoying Appeal of Ice Cream Truck Music)

Every afternoon around knocking- off time aka have a little sleep time let's be specific 5.30pm as I lay me down for a minor kip, this fucking ice cream van starts up its

Musical signature doodle doodle dood

dood doot doodle doodle doo doot


It comes from NSEW (from my bed

I can track its progress around the roads using 3D

visualisation) and the chance of any brief,

gentle descent into slumber is dealt

a fatal blow


Any tune would destroy me

in this state but this, do you

know the words to this, I mean

look them up, and so it comes to pass

at 6pm every day I Murder the Ice Cream Man



- from Voyageur, July 2022

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