Christian driving school

They sent me to Christian driving school
there was a Bible verse equivalent
for every section of the Highway Code
plus a viva voce with the Holy Inquisitor
commonly known as the Emergency Stop

Some *let the record show not me*
claimed this was an intolerable
imposition yet it was tolerated
if you wanted to acquire the new
Evangelical Driving Licence and
qualify for the Fast Lane to the Big Show

It's coming, don't ask where don't ask when
but you'll know when you see it
    for there will be signs,
    yes there will be Signs

To provide examples of the questions
would be a betrayal of confidence, and copyright
at this stage of the mid-tribulation
while the Saints are donning their finery
*we are assured it's a lengthy process*
and the Beginning of Sorrows is barely beginning

Meanwhile there are still
places to go, things to do
of an all-too earthly nature
and we few are privileged to ride
along the King's highway