Wednesday, 10 June 2026

The most famous non-famous person in London

We all used to see him parading
along Oxford Street. The
full-time human billboard "Protein Man"
who campaigned for the suppression of desire
who wished to dampen the libido by
the adoption of low-protein diet

He had porridge for breakfast
he advised against SITTING
ate steamed vegetables and pulses
prepared on a Bunsen burner
munched through a pound of apples a day

Stanley Green, known for
dietary-reform activism
Stanley Green, pamphleteer
and pedestrian


Stanley Green



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