I just tell it like it is
I will say boo to a goose
I'll upset the applecart
I call it refreshing honesty
others say I'm a toxic tart
Like, like if you don't like
my opinion I have others
I'm very much what-you-see-is-what-you-get
My other half gets me
I'm lacking in tact and
deficient in guile while
he's the honey, I am the marmite
We go together like sugar and spite
like rama lama fa fa fa so
I'm far too salty, he's far too nice
but playing nice never won the prize
I paid the cost to be the boss
I know they whisper I'm a jerk
but somebody's got to pull the strings
so pretty please
let's get to fucking work
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