Signor Fantastici

Imagine if you were a real person
and you could speak
knowledgeably and confidently
about the ways of man (and woman) ((also +++))
alas you are classif. as zebra newt
a rare and catatropic (sic) category error
this, sorry thus, DISQUALIFIED

Imagine if you were a simpleton
now this we can get behind
so get behind me, don't cut me loose
I'm drifting out to sea here
see also 'Bobbing' a plea bargain
written by Jay C. Flowers, & what's the
C. for? Sailing ships on (borrowed) and
we're so living on a narrow board
of borrowed, wasted, indebted TIME

Sure imagine now you were a real boy
what you know about them anyhow
someone been talking too much
you can't possible know pre-origen
with your miniature eggshell
noggin, what is it with you and eggs
you are infused with gamma technology
in any case flimsy all too easy SHATTERED