Narc. of Small Diff.

Good for you
you come from a place
so famous for its blah blah
and home to legend a and hero b
ppl from your place they're like this
they say these words and eat these foods
they're not like those folk
from across the valley, from o'er the hills
who use slightly different words and
eat barely distinguishable muck

Congratulations
you come from a place
a place where we say book not book
a place where we say bath not bath
where we will fight them in the socials
over competing names for baked goods
give yourself a fat old clap
for coming from a place
and staying in that place
hand yourself a 'good job son'
for all your fathers and your forefathers
the tyranny of football shirts
postcodes and vowels