Call it CipherChasing

I knew I should never have gone
back to work after a two-year layoff
stroke absence some say breakdown completely incorrectly
if not libelly libellously... WRONG

But now they've seen my new instagram (ig)
account which I launched in the interim
the fermata if you preferata
under my own name, note to self never launch anything
never publish anything never do anything
under your so-called own name

And now your private game slash hobby
which is actually not a secret
and is not let me be clear rude or illegal
is now public knowledge, but
they don't get it the squares the norms

And now they ask me, they stop me
by the photocopier and ask me
what's all this about ChronoTinkering?
did I get that right is it CosmoFiddling?
say it's good to have you back buddy
good to have you back in the family

I'm also reunited with the office wife
where did you go to rabbit-faced Joe?
but I wonder if it's worth it as
I can hear the whispers about the greasy old nutso (me)
who fiddles in the bushes after dark

And it's actually nothing like that
and I expect I will die upon that hill
I will be buried beneath that hill
surrounded by pitchfork chuds and
not a goddam one of you will get it
and you're gonna get it