I'm late and head into an unknown shop
Been in the business the drinking
business for 40 years now and still don't
know what or which wine to buy, but in a
spirit of light-heartedness have lately taken
to purchasing bottles based on
amusing labels or names
Thus select a Merlot
featuring an illustration of
the Secretary Bird
which tickles the proprietor
Ah this Secretary Bird is
a vicious bastard sir you know
it kills the snake, it rips
and kicks and stomps
you never want to meet one
an absolute devil!
Eight pound ninety nine.
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