But when Dolly Parton played Glastonbury
in [look up the year] my nemesis co-worker Josephine
who just happened to be my ex-boss couldn't shut up about it
'Yay we're all going to Dollywood!'
'Guys let's all dress up!'
'Who doesn't love a bit of Dolly!'
NAME THREE SONGS
now I wasn't one of those people
- are you sure?
- yes I'm sure
- do you wish you'd never started this
- of course
- would you like to clarify you have nothing against Dolly who has written some great songs and really done a lot for global literacy etc
- yeah sure
- then we can stop this now?
I do have a few more sarcastic observations
about my nemesis co-worker Josephine
- no thank you
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