Tuesday, 3 February 2026

Karin at Ejector Seat (a knuckle)

Saved her before I saw her  I saved her from some rough boys on the street  corner of Wardour and Meard, joyous to chance Kissed her on the cheek unasked noticing of her thick chestnut hair so unlike the straggly & prematurely silver-tinged wig of 91

‘Come with me, I’ll take you a place I know’

playing the Soho sophisticate

*** The Ejector Seat Reservation Lounge ***

it had a seat on top of a 30-foot hydraulic pole

operating as an entrance stroke exit

Karin looked apprehensive

‘Go ahead, it’s quite safe’ I encouraged her

She climbed in and asked me what happened next I didn’t know and panicked

‘It must be broken, there’s another entrance’ I said blushing

& took her down the dirty subway beneath Rupert swallowing my discomfort 


I’d never actually been down to *** The Ejector Seat Reservation Lounge *** before - didn’t know what to do

or what buttons to press


Down the p-sub we were silent until

‘Look at these marvellous app-ree-kots’ she said

pointing to a cardboard carpet featuring fruits 

fashioned from gemstones

‘App-ree-kots’ I replied seizing on a weak spot, ‘What are app-ree-kots’ 

she turned her head & muttered some German obscenity

the toothless shaggy pressed one into her hand

‘Only a fiver mate’ directed at the gentleman

who caught sniff of a jelly baby detergent rising

and handed over a reluctant note, dreading


The hours ahead with a rusty nail and a feeble sense of gravy


May 1996

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