In retrospect
once the ice was broken and
the conversation was flowing
offering to do an impression of
Dr Gunther von Hagens (he developed
the technique for preserving biological tissue
specimens called plastination, do I
have to explain everything, look him up ffs)
on our first date rather than
a familiar television personality, say
was a bold yes yes yes but flawed move
one that marked me out as
it could be argued #something of a a tit#
as I uttered the immortal phrase
and never mind how accurate
the vocalisation etc which it was actually
get on with it
slightly high pitched and germanic
"they are not freaks (fweaks)
they are my
anatomical friends (fwends)"
* * * tumbleweed x1000 * * *
((((it was as if the shame of it should outlive him))))
but that was 15 years ago
and we're still here, aaaaaahhhhh
so fuck you jim
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