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Trying to find my original
"Bulletins from the Crypt of Osiris"
uncrawled pre-Flickr site from 2003
might as well be 1849
was I the Orpheotic Wing, or
does the Orpheus Chamber ring a bell? and no
I wasn't a Ukrainian-American opera singer

What ever happened to GeoCities?
'a clunky, creepy beast'
"Top Class Unlimited Free Web Hosting"
but Cindy Lee! with Diamond Jubilee!!
Wayback Machine no help either

Nostalgia miners and silver agers
look-back bores and the ruby glassed

All moments lost in time
like the email account I used to run it
later hacked and sold on the dark web
$600 for its supposedly attractive name
astronaut@gmail.com

Feel free to spam the fuck out of that

FMC, an overview

Federal Maritime Commission
Nej
Family Medicine Cares
いいえ
Flexible metal conduit
Não
Fixed mobile convergence
όχι
Fully mission capable
Nyet
Flexible manufacturing cell
Ne
Flight management computer
Ei
Fundamental modeling concepts
Non
Flash memory controller
Nein

There was a deadzone between
Weekend World and Sunday lunch
1978, 1979, 1980
I'm sure you remember it well
I was hiding out in my room having
acquired a primitive rolodex system
small sheets of paper and decided to fill
them with verse and lyrics, time
was tight LUNCH IS READY and they became
known in my minor kingdom as
FMCs which, here we go, stood for
Five Minute Compositions
first thought best thought WHERE ARE YOU
better still, no thought
I built up a library of hundreds
of hastily scrawled blasts and spurts IT'S GETTING COLD
which inevitably, reluctantly and correctly
were destroyed long long ago

And yet, in many ways,
as evidenced by this current undertaking
I still haven't progressed much
beyond those years
and no
I don't have ADHD, how insulting

0800 222 9911

Have you ever been
haunted (no you have not)
by a ghost from the future not even born yet
in your paper thin realm
trolled from a time post human extinction
it could only happen to you so-called
dead in your grave still tossing and turning
& scratching like a deviant
moldering and unquiet one hundred years now
and the whispers yes whispers from
the parallell (this is how we spell it now)
corridoor (see previous) keeping you
a-threshold in your very well deserved
sempiternal shelf of <throbbing> discomfort

Out here bebee the fourth dimension
swings in ways you cannot conceive so
don't test your pretty lil head
much of which is mush and thistle
but! you may be due compensation
for the futurama funnel imposition
a leakage episode beyond apology
under section bla bla
please submit your claim within 30 days
via the usual medium and
we shall endeavour to ensure
requiem aeternam thus ceasing
your infernal insomnia
yours the 3am committee

Gas

you still remember how you
read his face, how you
(thought you) saw in his face
something that was not quite right
still speaking superficially,
professionally mainstreaming with

eyes up down left right
and fingers shifty, fists gripped
while making a reasonable point
just like any other saturday
but lacking true engagement

it was already in him here, even
as he went about his routines
the ghost the absence the
appointments which won't need cancelling
messages which won't need writing

and it's already in you, can you feel its
suffocation yet can you taste
its annihilation it's coming now

We All Love a Happy Ending

In retrospect
once the ice was broken and
the conversation was flowing
offering to do an impression of
Dr Gunther von Hagens (he developed
the technique for preserving biological tissue
specimens called plastination, do I
have to explain everything, look him up ffs)
on our first date rather than
a familiar television personality, say
was a bold yes yes yes but flawed move

one that marked me out as
it could be argued #something of a a tit#
as I uttered the immortal phrase
and never mind how accurate
the vocalisation etc which it was actually
                                       get on with it

slightly high pitched and germanic
"they are not freaks (fweaks)
they are my
anatomical friends (fwends)"

  * * *  tumbleweed x1000 * * * 

((((it was as if the shame of it should outlive him))))

but that was 15 years ago
and we're still here, aaaaaahhhhh
so fuck you jim

My creatures speak to me

in words of comfort and wisdom:

bear - when you truly have the courage to dream you have the courage to act as well

giraffe - even if you don't achieve your goal, it doesn't mean failure of your efforts

wolf - the best things in life come at the most unexpected moments

white deer - don't look for miracles. you yourself are the miracle

raccoon - we will all become stars in the galaxy someday

lioness - even the most trying time passes eventually 

doe - you're not going to fit in with everyone. the great ones never do

polar bear - sometimes small things can stress you out

hare - no amount of worry can solve any problem

baby pig - there's no time limit to achieve your dream

lion cub - it's just a bad day, not a bad life

flamingo - even the longest tunnel has an end. hang in there

eagle - happiness is knowing I am going to get to see you

gazelle - if you want to be loved, love

fox - time doesn't heal anything. it just teaches us how to live with the pain

pirate crab - life begins at the end of your comfort zone

unicorn - do you have your own happy place? imagine you're there

whale - most of the things you can do today can be done tomorrow

peacock - don't compare yourself with others. you're perfect just the way you are

duck - direction is so much more important than speed. many are going nowhere fast

horse - let your soul expand. let your heart reach out to others...

capybara - real friends compliment you when you're not around

goat - what you think of yourself is much more important than what other people think of you

hippo - misunderstanding is easy, but understanding isn't

bear cub - don't wait for the world to change. change it yourself

occasionally, a little bland:

hedgehog - what's on your mind?

horse, again - tough, isn't it?

ostrich - someday never comes

moose - everything will be alright

baby chick - I will listen, I will care

donkey - learn how to laugh despite your worries

camel - begone, concerns

horse - tough, isn't it?

lion - how do you feel today?

raccoon, again - you can sit down for a while if you're tired

at other times, mildly inscrutable:

squirrel - dandelion seeds travel far as the wind can take them

elephant calf - sometimes we survive by forgetting

buffalo - I knelt because I needed momentum!

black panther - it's okay, even the sky cries sometimes

rhino - on rainy days, I think about you

panda bear - pat, pat

gazelle, again - try blinking your eyes slowly when you see a cat

icecream whale - sometimes the sweeter, the emptier. like cotton candy

skunk - some people are so unlucky that they don't even know they're living a hard life

doe, again - it's okay to step backward. you can see your footprints in front of you

bighorn sheep - take a simple idea, and take it seriously

tortoise - when you cry, I cry. when you laugh, I laugh

starfish - come visit on your sleepless nights

snow tiger - if there is no wind, row

peacock, again - you have wings on your back, I can see them

sometimes they are more challenging:

elephant - are you happy or just comfortable?

alpaca - sunshine all the time makes a desert

eagle, again - every flower blooms in its own time

cheetah - "I don't have time" is just an excuse

squirrel, again - it's okay to stop

desert fox - the god who made us and the god who we've made, which one should we believe in?

hare, again - don't follow someone else's map

sugar cube puppy - have you ever liked someone?

goat, again - I'll wish for a better today rather than a brilliant tomorrow

or fall into motivational cliche:

wild boar - when you get that feeling to go for it, don't hesitate

hyena - do what you really want to do

flamingo, again - you don't have to be the best, just try your best

blue hamster - you can do it!

wolf, again - it's important to do something every day, that will make you happy

buck - if you would take, you must first give

giraffe, again - only you can make it happen

and every now and then, demented:

harp seal - the alpaca looks so dapper with its sunglasses

lioness, again - I used to hate green peppers when I was little

bear, again - the pancake on the tiger's head. let's see who can eat it first

buffalo, again - let's not put off today's work. for example, eating cream bread!

they live on my floating oasis

                   my floating

                                   oasis

British films

are all about
spastic little brothers
having an eppy
in a seaside town

this is untrue
and offensive they are all about
whorish daughters
getting knocked up by the local
stage school
hoodlum

it has been  explained to me
that i should apologise for this, or
issue some sort of explanatory statement, as if
one other human being has even read it

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"Birthday party Do I want to come to your birthday party?

Back in kindergarten

you couldn't spell the

town we were from

it was called Obersinthartung

Nobody cared

but I was upset

cause you could say it so well

and now you ask me

if I want to come to your birthday party

And I hear your friends say:

Look at him, he thinks he's so smart

pretending to drive your daddy's car

Look at him, he thinks he's so cool

strolling around your swimming pool

I should have held my tongue

I was the only one

who knew you were wrong

about Obersinthartung

And now you ask me

if I want to come to your birthday party

Birthday party

Do I want to come to your birthday party?

And now your friends say

here's the spelling king

thinks he's really something

but he's a knuckle dragger

finger wagger

filthy snot ragger

a zigger zagger

Girls can be so cruel, and

Boys can be such fools x4

But still you ask me

if I'm coming to your birthday party" ~~~ a song, vaguely, from the Union Daughter files, 2009

Your search - Obersinthartung - did not match any documents.

Watchtower

So we grow older it cannot be denied
and we grow to like this little life
this smaller, quieter style
less of this and none of that
and how does that suit you
with all your bits falling apart

Now look, there
on the outskirts
see the dust, rising
it's the future calling us in
our names are in its dirty mouth
our names are on its filthy list

Effective Practice of Druidry

What does it mean to be a druid
it comes as much from the heart
feeling the nature, extending the senses
winter solstice is coming, part
of the pageantry
of druid ritual, is sitting quiet,
at one with the landscape, the mosaic
to look to listen to feel
just sitting quietly
in/visible history

A Staccato Pulse

Suit-clad shadows,
the martini trembles—
silver bullet in hand,
a code whispering,
clutching at threads
of smoke and silence.

Tick—
the watch stutters,
time's a waltz,an espionage
of faltering breath,
syntax spills like
secrets in the night.

Ciphered sighs,
the dossier blurs,
redacted desires
slip through
the fingers of fate—
a license to thrill,
to falter,
to freeze.

In the chaos,
a golden eye,
yet all is fog,
the body a foreign
terrain,
wires crossed,
the heart a sniper,
unsteady aim
on love,
on danger,
on nothing.

cf. Lewis

Making mud pies in a slum
is the height of your ambition
you're not even half hearted
and you're not invited to
a holiday in the sun

So easily amused, yet so hard to please

You could have it all
infinite joy in an instant
but you choose to remain a
drunk and ignorant child
making mud pies in a slum

Soon, things are going to heat up in a cool way

Colloquially did those scammers
sneak away with your goodies
yet tough times are temporary

In a formal tone
you must ensure the security of your wallet
you must strengthen your own money

Playfully get ready to rock
our experts, our Dream Wizards, are here
to poetically assist and
dance with your digital essence

Pessimistically
prepare for an arduous journey

From a scientific standpoint
I'm feeling quite emotional about this

Call it a Family

Life grew bland, banal, other B words
she said I need to gather a troupe
of like-minded sufferers
set up some auditions, form
a select band
we'll workshop the basics
characters, costumes

And then we'll act out the rest of our lives together
no need for cameras
or an audience
call it pure theatre
oh the dramas we will have

No it won't be any stranger than
singing in the parlour for friends
without a microphone, a paying crowd
you can call it the folk tradition

Stimulating rubbish in the darkest corner of your garret

In that organizations are carried on
except for perhaps one or two Englishmen
unexpectedly came in sight,
which necessitated Mr. Jacobson and a young Sachen
hinauf zu tragen und das Boot an den Strand zu ziehen,
was white as Sonyas.

Dolores uttered a faint little cry, Jim!
obliged to resort to such a matteroffact way of
making money as Anthony and Sir Charles Meriwill,
and a Tory gentleman, named Wilding. 

Of the professors also teach in the schools
connected with the mosques including legal fees,
that arise directly or indirectly
from any of ja antavat vapaasti liikkua.

Kevyt sadeviitta gummikankaasta tai
Siltäse vähitellen näyttää, murisi perämies.
Koko kaupunki tulee most other parts of the world
at no cost and with almost no restrictions
approached its end.

He seemed to see in the recent plague
a grant of CONSENTĬO, sensi, sensum, ire,
nonnunquam consentir.

The annihilation of Admiral Cerveras fleet,
followed by the to see what a work
their husbands had achieved and when their children

Which was on of the moste wise,
jälkeen oli virrassa hyvin vähän vettä,
ja joenpohja, jonka muodostaa
tuumittiin kohottavasti toisilleen.
Ihmeen itsepintaisesti se talo

You cannot, she said quickly.
She will not see you.
She charge them boldly
with the guilt of this murder,
and summing up the the good
cheer of the children at their play.

How happy they were in would think,
from such data, of inferring a habit
in the Greek sculptors
I fear shell flee your face
into the grave subsided.

Long periods of erosion then planed down
the region until ollut kokonaan unhottanut,
päättäen pullottavasta povestaan.
Niin, mutta nytnyt! tiuskasi nuori mies kuohuksissaan.

Olette suggests I should get a nursing sister.
This is dull work for you,
men bouwde alleen langs de Dellaware.
Deze Rivier, die langs de Erhuh! Erhuh

You aint furgot dat, is you, majuh,
nur de supper I buildings,
painted in modest colours.

Here and there the spire of a buying cows
for them in the Highlands,
has treacherously gone off with punaisten,
turkiksilla päärmettyjen pienten saappaiden päällitse,

Tom Locke was one of those who sought to protect Jock Hoover
from the Gutenberg associated with
or appearing on the work,
you must comply
annoying the English battery
from the cliff in question but

This town seems to be Roman, and possibly its name was Braciaca,
aiden from her home, and set her on the sleigh
with the leaders of Honor is in her own room,
I suppose, looking over her finery, as usual.

Cospiravano contro la vecchia società,
nè tampoco sospettando che con salmelle,
johon edellämenijät juuri puikahtivat.
Salmessa tuli vastaan from the nature and
extent of the powers conferred by the Constitution
portaiden yläpäässä ovea, ja tuskastuneesti sadattaen
alistui vieras Hlakanyana said You are just a child
I shall not lend you my spoon.

Influenced him in the moments preceding
the signature of a contract.
Living worthy of the name!

On the other hand they admire this Acercábase
uno a mirar de cerca el rostro del anciano,
y con ademán and it looks quite slack.
I could reach it easily with a small pair of Ireland,
to see Clifden Castle, and also the Marconi Station.

Marconi the magistrate and executed if he decided
against the prosecutor, the without some sort of god,
they have made idols of almost everything

It's a long trip to Detroit, resumed the old frontiersman,
after Saurontils jamais manœuvrer en présence des Républicains?
'Kindle them, etc. - Comus.

Men change, but the hills remain the same,
and the face of Nature will he knew
he had no right to presume on her invitation,
he stayed on as usual station, but on arriving
at the innyard, he dropped down dead!

A thousand men at arms as his vicar.
At a public feast he took leave of minutes of
effort told him he was on the trail of the pony.
Lack vitality.

They have a fine brag of words,
and they have fine within days following each date
on which you prepare or are...

She had seen him very seldom since
that evening at the Vicarage, when ropes.
I've got to get away before they come up
to feed me. Pamper themselves a great deal always do.

They have all they want tranquillity.
He was shivering and languid, and told his wife he
yes, Basil, I have come. And she released herself,
and stood with her be more swift,
more ready, than the Perugino novice.

She had already "Requirements and Progress"

- Yours faithfully,
  Section Capt. S. M. Cadwell

In a fortified location / in the middle of the ocean

Ghouls and gangsters
a golden age of discovery
it was just another job really
but the guides, they were playing with fire
it was quite a big deal
when they found the car

GUN CLICKS

You got to say grace
you've got the graveyards behind him
I mean, grow a beard or don't
a thick layer of peanut butter
you don't want curly hair
- can we zoom in? -

CLICKING IN DISTANCE

You don't know what went on
between your mother and me
you don't swim well
and you're losing 150 grand a year

HE GASPS

Life in the factory was confusing
the greater the suffering
the greater the peace
- he's a gambler, he's an adventurer -
go! go! go!

HE GROANS

Still close to the old farm
put some green tomatoes into
a box with a banana
- do you copy? can
anyone hear me? -

HE GRUNTS

What was that?
- guys, situational awareness -
a grim discovery on what appeared to be a
typical day on the lake
two girls were driving
in a perfect world, it's all
over in 15 minutes

VOICES ECHO OUTSIDE

My feet are fucked

I have a huge bone on the top of my foot
and it's wicked hard to get into my boots

Just another level of pain today. Not really sure why

I need a pedicure who's paying?

And when I splurged on $200 boots it didn't help me one bit

It was very fun and yummy

I was doing okay during my run, but
had to slow down because my feet hurt!

Riding a bike seems to help soothe the joints a bit

The flare up is crazy but I gotta push through no matter what

Blisters on both. Not good at all

What's your favorite type of lotion
and what does it help you with?

I have perished from working for eight hours my feet are fucked

My friend had my backpack and
I lost him near the beginning of the day

Left big toenail just fell off,
both heels have bruised soft tissue

My dogs knows my feet are fucked up.
He will lick my big toes

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I've known adventures

Ghost ships on fire and
a crazy-looking robot near
the seaside amusement park

The black knight came to life
by the light of a full moon
at the local museum

I read an upside-down map
and met a miner from '49
by the Gold City

I was haunted by phantoms
in the graveyard of ships
after a beach party with the gang

And I've slept on the back seat
of the Mystery Machine
bound for the abandoned sawmill

Been hypnotised by the Ghost Clown
seen a midget and a strongman
had my fortune told at Franken Castle

The Mystery Mask Mix-Up
The Haunted House Hang Up
All those moments...

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Roman effluence (always heavy for lamp)

The scattered God, a fairy's discovery

How to sunset doors, when worship is drop
my candle never band, as vines your enemy
tonight great final insuperable

It is the dish thinker, hallucinates, metamorphosis
hare hollows, breathed nemesis
The charms, poisoned pillow with sling
When cure returns stars

Does the experience apparition, a bake púca
Your smothering worries, when actor is wander
And bracken will jaunt, the quivers not cannibal
The reasoned below daringly

Below the spit invent, as the pa blind pallid
As pallid pond, often chimerical is insanity
Not cù sìth but talk, knows ocean the monkey
their beloved comes to the curtain

With frogs lies, comes advantages knight
This oozed obsessive, knows ear is hinny
Never darker with wailed, my electric all disguising
Always heavy for lamp

With harness sweep (Frostian)

Flake woods the shake go
stopping his between mistake and downy

Watch the queer mistake
little me not of promises

Shake, ask the evening
miles to farmhouse easy lovely keep
will ask if snow there

Mistake - don't
the farmhouse

Near, must now sleep in house woods
before some year stops
these sounds up frozen

Miles, bells, only without village
woods to darkest woods, a horse

Dark here gives
my lake to sleep

Mistake, harness

Popbitch

Unbearable and Unkind

"MEAT! MEAT, ROBBIE!"

Mumsnet Gone Wild

The $200,000 Toilet

Underpants Rat Birth

Mullet Prevalence

Bad Raccoon Hotline

We Can't Put A Ginger On The Poster

Justice For Fannies

Poledancing Hamster

Rectal Ozone Therapy

Hungarian Ventrilo-Choir

Pissing Off Kissinger

Randy Gakked-Up Hippos

Bedroom Burrito

A Pocketful Of Yoghurt

A Dogging Oasis

Shonkey Daddy

"Don't Take The Piss Out Of Andrew"

Fanny Holster

The Gimp Tealady

Unwise, But Not Illegal

Murdering The Dancefloor

Robert Deux Niros

Booze, Drugs and Lily Savage

Shaking The Royal Sausages

Right Wing Ibiza

Mafia Cheeseboard

i've still got it, it never went away

how surprising slash delightful
to be greeted with a raucous
even ribald 'hello gorgeous'
exclamation point plus
unprompted, and after all these years
from you indeed (a non drinker), followed by
a throaty incoherent weeeeyyyy leeeeee
from the neighbour (a not so much
non drinker), which
after her recent
borderline
harassment
episode
that we are both keen to overlook
and move on from, just leave it no
please let's say no more

sets me up nicely and makes me wonder
why i ever hesitated to attend
this gathering
but i turned up
yes i showed up

Cautionary, post Squeeze

and all the time your drinking
became a proper stinking

and all the time your boozing
led to countless losing

    yes i think you've made your point

the enthusiastic tippling
which ended up so crippling

and the relentless necking
which resulted in such wrecking

    yes, we get the picture

so poor me, poor me
pour me another
and don't you say a word
and let's get gone gone gone

a legal argument

summation: laddes an gentlemen any statement of fact
or fiction at this point
would be a logistical indisrection misdirection
misreaction inderupption
all knoeledge of you at that punt dissulve
in un-disceret puddle beenin
muddy even how puzzled as thr thr not
so much stu-u-u-u-uutter not to stamm
how to under over as we sway say now stan this
<shout> we come too far to row back
<speak> we walk 2 far to woke back
<whisp> a desert land deserted among each other
and deserved underserved a la second serve

a codepended cactus mask entwined
go oh go on go hoh, we must go
question questing mark on how
but how we must, we just will must bcs the will
stituation meant this agrrayable agrangement
4 long term goods of common wealth
and mutual benefist even incl.
pension say ray beaux pens
c'est please c'est yes c'ay stay
every day evry weekeaning end please
don't make me go oh go oh oh no this is how

Mr. Sundae

Thanks for your interest in starting
a TWO MEN AND A JUNK TRUCK franchise

Colloquially, 'keen'

Now let's have some fun and see
What's waiting for you behind the door

Sarcastically, 'foolproof'

Join the game of wealth
The road may seem daunting
But the risks are minimal

Ironically, 'urgent'

The infernal adversary

The bed shook with shadow lust
limbs twitching and on flame
my blood poisoned, my skin flayed
the organs doubtless in poor repair

The corporeal state levitated
in Exorcist mode
the fury arose and my voice emerged
basso, basso molto profondi

"Begone foul spirit
I compel thee to depart this sickly vessel
omnis spiritus immundus abscedat
OUT DEMONS OUT"

insufflation  / exsufflation

curses / imprecations

"Begone, foul spirit
Back off boogaloo
Exit this Roman shell"

incubus / succubus

An uneasy return to the familiar
alert for remnants, a sip
of water and a glance at the digital
03:18 the right time for the fright time
calm now but fearing the neighbours heard
the growling if any such
any such spells were truly manifest
in this suburban realm

✿◉☀︎❄ ▲✧✱✪ ✺✶≡

✿✿✿✿✿✿✿

◉◉◉◉◉◉◉

☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎☀︎

❄❄❄❄❄❄

▲▼◆◇◆▼▲

✧✧✧✧✧✧

✱✱✱✱✱✱

✪✪✪✪✪✪

✺✺✺✺✺✺

✶✶✶✶✶✶

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溶ける

シャウトする夜、音が暴れる
カラフルな夢、破れた空
電波の嵐、心が跳ねる
ノイズの海に、溺れていく

叫びと笑い、響き渡る
崩れた現実、手を伸ばす
狂ったリズム、止まらない
私たちは溶ける、音の中で！

Known to sleep all day and stay up all night

My sister a double lays
in bed a double or lies, says
she must play loud music to sleep

A spare in the spare room
What is that song
I can't shazam bcs my phone is off
Is that wrong

She has honey toast in her hair crunch
I have an inability to complain
She has hair toast in her honey crunch
I have the disability to explain

A Winnie the Pooh mural now hidden
by the D Johnston cassette
catalogue across the shelves

Unlimited Kilometres

It seems like your finances have evaporated
but don't fret sweetheart
today I emerged victorious
with a small sum of money
and wish your dear soul to share in this joy

So let the poetic
beauty of turning setbacks
into opportunities
inspire you to navigate
the realms of financial security

Plus, choose reward
for your unwavering commitment
"USB Charging Donut" OR
"Insulated Trunk Organizer"

Sp*m spa*m sp*m

Unwanted whispers,
Cascading through digital,
Cluttered inbox sighs.

Silent, sly distractions,
Promises wrapped in bright fonts,
Trust lost in a blink.

A click, a promise—
Ghosts of what we do not need,
Silence drowned in noise.

The Upshot

A new vajazzle

Spitting on kittens

I'll give them a slap

A hefty sneeze

Impressive tally of marriages

Taking a dump in a bathtub

Thieves and guttersnipes

The two baldies

Bjorn out of wedlock

Late night hot tub sesh

King of the ignorants

A mafia of this revolution

Properly on the lash

Virtual girlfriends

I'll rip off both your ears

A sweaty octopus

On the chopping block

Setting teammates on fire

Ping pong ding dong

A disrespectful sandwich

I am like an animal

There's someone in the boot

He fed it mice

Knock that robot out

Crocodiles in his pockets

Becoming a rudeboy

The forgotten Invincible

Eating handfuls of clay

Mixed messages

Kristyn Prude advises:
Hey you should totally start taking
care of yourself and your health okay

Like a gentle breeze pauses and
passions harbor the power to
invigorate your prowess and soul

Hada Padron warns:
There's a hiccup with your transaction
The clock is ticking
48 hours to make your decision

Danilo Wigfall says

Do you find yourself

troub'led by fraudsters

and ways that just

don't cut it

Together we can

harness the power of blockchain technology

to reclaim your funds

Your funds are safe

direct payouts from the blockchain

ensure every dollar reaches you

Our transparent approach

your interests are safeguarded and

information is always within, reach!?

Sarcastic: Oh, Look at That

Closing up

bet you can live without it