You come to my wedding
and now you betray me
I am the King of Albania!
I am now the former King of Albania
forced to flee with eleven suitcases of gold
You cannot kill me,
though many have tried
now only mother prepares my food
we like to watch
the movies of Charlie Chaplin
Despite your cordial role
you were the key architect of
expansion and overthrow
which forced me into exile
this cannot be overlooked
The Countess Geraldine is very upset
and today I smoked 200 cigarettes
Your device was infected by my private malware.
An outdated browser makes you vulnerable, simply
visiting a malicious website containing
my iframe can result in automatic infection.
For further information search for 'Drive-by exploit' on Google.
My malware has granted me full access
to your accounts, complete control over
your device, and the ability to monitor you via your camera.
If you believe this is a joke, no, I know your password: MrB1gStu£$
I have collected all your private data and RECORDED FOOTAGE OF YOU
MASTRUBATING THROUGH YOUR CAMERA!
To erase all traces, I have removed my malware.
If you doubt my seriousness, it takes only a few clicks
to share your private video with friends, family,
contacts, social networks, the darknet,
or to publish your files.
You are the only one who can stop me,
and I am here to help.
The only way to prevent further damage is
to pay exactly $2800 in Bitcoin (BTC).
This is a reasonable offer compared to
the potential consequences of disclosure.
The CEO of Amazon,
it's on this note that I'm informing the world
of my intention to give out
my Fortune of $124 Billion of my wealth
to the lucky ones around the country and world at large.
Your email was randomly selected
to be a part of the people who will be
beneficiaries of this charity project.
Each person would be awarded $10,200,000.00
Contact on how to proceed.
